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Politician Bird
The Politician Bird has a head made from an old pick
axe, so his head is hard and hollow, while the body
and legs are made from a manure spreader. Ruffle his
feathers and empty promises will come out. His cry of
"I'm in favor of opposing passing the enforcement
of unfunded states rights to federalize motherhood and
apple pie taxes--or not!" can be heard most clearly
in late October of any election year. He stands four
feet tall on a tax payer subsidized perch, on a long
pole underwritten by special interests. To quote him
directly, he will, "never lie to you, even if it
means not telling you the truth." $550
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